Nessie watch

Being paid good money to do nothing and essentially waste one's life away.

Another term for this is "golden handcuffs".

Man, this job is akin to being paid to sit in a chair and be on the lookout for the loch Ness monster. Hence, Nessie watch.

by The_real_mr_fantastic September 28, 2019

nussie

A good looking young lady who wears a lot of makeup and a butt chicks showing skirt/shorts or any other sexually appealing apparel. Comes from Naughty/New Hot looking Hussy or group of Hussies. Popularized by Covino and Rich show.

Dude, this nussie is so hot, she's gonna ruin our lives.

by artistpavel December 9, 2008

nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

by shane November 30, 2004

nosies

game played by children in which a group of people call "nosies" and the group sticks there finger on their nose as fast as they can and the last person to do so loses and has to do a chore for the group

Rothy: " I don't want to throw all this fucking trash away."
Ross: " It doesn't matter you fucking lost nosies."

by Captain Woody July 16, 2007

Nessie

A guy who says he has a big penis, but there is no proof that it exists.

That guy must be a nessie, he claims to have a big one, but he can't get a girl.

by kir3d May 4, 2010

Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

nosser

compete Idiot
Moron
Person of Limited intelligence

you are a nosser - you are a fool
That nosser over there fancies himself
I wouldn't half be a nosser if I went out with him

by Percy Sugden June 10, 2006