Norton 

A nicer way of calling someone an idiot or moron. Best used to describe someone who is harmless in nature but is rather dense. Can be used in a derogatory manner when proceeded by the word "fucking."

"Mikey is such a Norton, he can't even tie his shoes properly."
"I hate Mikey, he's a fucking Norton."

Norton by brycekrispies01 January 29, 2023

norton antivirus 

Piece of shit

I just norton antivirused my pants

norton antivirus by Anonymous September 11, 2003

norton campbell

My cute husband. Also a character in the mobile game Identity V who throws magnets. He can attract and repel the hunter with his magnets.

“Oh look! It’s Norton Campbell throwing his magnets again!”

norton campbell by Pizzas_shamrockperson June 26, 2020

Norton Antivirus 

a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.

Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
..
Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.

Norton Antivirus by Mr.Anonymouz June 18, 2011

Norton Glen 

Norton Glen-it boarders the bitch ass town of Easton,some people think of the Glen as the ''ghetto" part of Norton,i dont agree or disagree. With all the drugs,mexicans and drama. If you live there or you have lived there it kinda sucks sometimes,but you kinda get used to it.It used to be nice back in the day with Al but now ruled with an iron fist female reancarnation of Adolf Hitler-Magarete!-who everyone wants to die in a ditch. With all the minors asking people to go to Quick Stop to buy Tabbacco products to buying Zig Zags and Dutch blunt wraps to goin to buy liquor at indepndent liquors-If you want a packy, a nice bag of marijuana,to make an incognito drug deal or to see the increasing mexican population the norton glen is for you(warning! do not piss off original Glen Rats!).

Eric:''hay Steve go buy me some papers so i can roll a couple fattys."

Steve:"What kind?"

Eric:"hmmmmmmmm..............."

Eric:"Zig Zags!"

Steve:"King size or regular?"

Eric:"King!"

Steve:"Good theres alot of pot heads in Norton Glen."

Norton Glen by Coyle124 October 16, 2009

norton antivirus 

two words: resource hog

norton antivirus slows down my computer significantly more than McAfee which is bad, the parent company should be wiped off the face of the earth...

norton antivirus by extreme133 June 14, 2010

Norton Antivirus 

Norton Antivirus is the pinnacle of stupidity and annoyance. First developed with the intention of making its users reach the peak of insanity.

It comes installed with your newly bought PC, which already makes your PC worthless.

Even when "uninstalled", it intends to hide in your registry just to scare the living shit out of you when your PC crashes.

Worst program ever created. Takes up too many resources on your PC. Whoever this Norton guy is, I hope he's dead.

Sorry, you have to pay for Norton Antivirus to supposedly protect your PC, which is obviously BS.

Norton Antivirus by BBoy Preacher December 16, 2008