nookie

One of the greatest songs Limp Bizkit ever made.

Wes Borland: "How you been, Fred?"

Fred Durst: "Found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, So I left her."

Wes Borland: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That fucking sucks."

Fred Durst: "It's okay. You know why?"

Wes Borland: "Why?"

Fred Durst : "I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) THE NOOKIE! (C'MON!) SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH!) STICK IT UP YOUR...."

Wes Borland: "We should use that in a song!"

by The Shadling September 2, 2017

nookie napkin

A wash cloth, tissue, napkin, or clothing, within reach, that is used after sex to wipe off or in case of leakage of sexual juices. Can help prevent a wet spot

" Quick! Hand me a nookie napkin, your leaking out of me!"

by Tw33dy December 1, 2014

Noria

It's a name for the most extraordinary, beautiful, and outgoing person. This name can be given to the most chilling and funny person.

"Hey Noria how's it going?"

by Nlthom March 11, 2020

nookie

the act of getting it on, making whoopie, doing the horizontal boogie or simply fucking

"I got me some damn good hot-ass nookie last night"

by btezra October 24, 2002

Nokialand

commonly refered to Finland being as the makers of nokiamobile phones and not much else,except winners of Eurovision Song Contest 2006, finns are mostly racist drunken tribal society,rude & territorial and really dont like outsiders/foreigners having fun due to lack of any sense of humour,if you believe what others have reported.oh yeah! rubbish @ hockey.

nokialand home of Santa Claus and Rudolf the red nosed reindeer.

by mohair July 14, 2007

Nokia

A Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. Their phones are world renowned for being incredibly durable.

Hey Alex I just dropped my Nokia down four flights of concrete stairs and into the pool.

Oh that sucks...

I know, now when I text the 5 key makes a little squishy noise.

BEST PHONES EVER

by mtl007 October 31, 2008

Houdini Nordic Raider

The most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 10 Viking Warriors and a longboat.

Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.

Then Cum in her face.

-Hi Steve hows your mum?

-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!

-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)

-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink September 7, 2007