nooch

Just kidding, don't kick my ass. (Usually at the end of a sentence containing an insult.)

"I'd do it, but I pulled my back out last night humping your mother, nooch.

by Darth Randal July 12, 2006

nooch

The strip of skin between your johnson and your belly button; the opposite of a gooch.

Nad was getting his dick wet with Moniqua when suddenly Nad said, "Lick my nooch." Moniqua then said, "I usually don't lick nooch." To that Nad retorted, "You lick my nooch, RIGHT NOW!" Of course she abided.

by Nad Retard April 13, 2008

nooch

a dyslexic boy that works at a pizzeria in Westchester

yo its nooch

by thetootman December 5, 2013

nooch

extremely generalized adjective that can be used to describe basically anything at all.

bro, nooch haircut.

man, last night, so nooch, my nigloo burned down

that girl is nooch as hell, talk about it.

by wesT June 15, 2008

nooch

The under side of your nose as in your underside of your ballsack...known as your gooch. The underside of your nose is your nooch. (knew-ch) Noun.

Damn nigga you got dat big ass nasal berry hangin off yo nooch.

by young-niggazz November 15, 2011

nooch

A fine woman, definetly not an asshole. Usually drives a mini cooper.

Did you see that Nooch? She was hot.

by Vcash March 20, 2008

snooch to the nooch

An expression deemed only to those situations worthy of a stoner's complete gratification. Similar to when people say "Hell ya" or "Shitzchea" all terms used extensively to show great pleasure in a certain action or on hearing an idea. A term even when yelled, is said in a very calm and layed back manner.

A: "Yo, I just found your dimebag behind the couch"
B: "Snooch to the Nooch...."
Of course other words are sometimes added to the term such as "biotch"
"Snooch to the Nooch Biotch......"

by Divye Sharma January 1, 2004