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Nokied

When you get hit by a mobile phone in the head from over 12 feet away. The mobile phone doesn't have to be made by Nokia, it could be made by any mobile phone company. To "Nokie" someone you must also cause some physical bruising to the head. Which is why it takes incredible skill to "Nokie" someone.
If you hit someone with a mobile phone from over 12 feet away you would shout: "YOU JUST GOT NOKIED!". Or if you were the person who got hit you would say: "I just got nokied!".
by XeonNyle April 5, 2010
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Nokian Horse

Modern alternative for the phrase "Trojan Horse".

Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.
Stephen Elop was a "Nokian Horse". He became the CEO of Nokia and then destroyed it from the inside in favor of Microsoft.
by Alantras September 20, 2013
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nokia

Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. It's phones are very popular throughout the world. Models range from low end (given free with subscription services) to extreme top end (i.e. the Vertu).
The cheapest Nokia Vertu costs $7,000 U.S. dollars.
by EJL March 23, 2004
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nokianal

Jane didn't like anal sex in the doggy style position, she preferred it nokianal.
by A.D.I November 22, 2010
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nokig

You are probably seeing this on someone’s Social media Bio. This means (N)No (O)One (K)Knows (I)I’m (G)Gay
Now you know that this person is gay!
Let me just put NOKIG on my bio so no one has to ask if I’m gay.
by Millennials March 4, 2018
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Nokia 3310

A legendary mobile phone made by Nokia which is indestructible.
I threw my Nokia 3310 at the dog that chased me.
by itdoesn'tevenmatter April 5, 2019
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Nokia

a company with a wide range of fones...some you can drop in the toilet 20 times and get a decades use out of em...while others break the moment u push the on button
my nokia was one of the crap ones
by losssssssssssssser October 10, 2008
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