nokig

You are probably seeing this on someone’s Social media Bio. This means (N)No (O)One (K)Knows (I)I’m (G)Gay
Now you know that this person is gay!

Let me just put NOKIG on my bio so no one has to ask if I’m gay.

nokig by Millennials March 4, 2018

nokia 3310 

the indestructable phone

Kid: Dad, can I get a new phone

Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken

Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it

Dad: Too bad, trololol

nokia 3310 by SomeGuyWithNoLife August 6, 2016

Nokia 3310 

An indestructible device, used as a nuclear weapon. It can survive up to 3 decades on 1% battery also it has its own nuclear reactor. One of the only lethal weapons that don't require a licence. It has a flashlight which you can use to torture people. It can outlive you. You cannot destroy it, it has its own gravity force, you can use it as a pickaxe, axe, shovel, sword and anything else. The vibration feature can be used to cause earthquakes. Also, you can play snake on it.

The Nokia 3310 cannot be used in a sentence. It's just too great.

Nokia 3310 by Chr1s_56 November 3, 2017

Nukige 

A type of eroge that is more concentrated on helping you masturbate. Maybe there'll be a story but we know why you'd play it.

Person A: I got this eroge yesterday.
Person B: Can't you just look up some video on a porn site?
Person A: I prefer to fap to something with a story.
Person B: Good luck with that. You've got a nukige. That's just for the sake of fapping.

Nukige by Savory June 1, 2013

Nokiasaurus 

The ancient brick-style nokia phones with typical green background lighting and 12 thumb-sized buttons; 0-9, call and reject. They are in danger of becoming extinct, some say there are only 200 left in their natural habitat; in the pockets of the technophobic older generation. Competition from other species which are actually able to send text messages and load Snake is what is beginning to wipe the phones out completely.

Some older Nokiasaurs have aerials but they are mostly just there for decoration since they do not seem to help the clarity of calls.

Steve? Hello... Steve? .... Steve - you're breaking up. .... Steve? .... You're using that Nokiasaurus of yours again, aren't you?

Nokiasaurus by s.parrow June 22, 2011

Nokia

An indestructible, deadly weapon

" Watch out! He has a Nokia! "

Nokia by Soccerhead88 December 14, 2013

nokiaphobia 

a fear of the nokia brand of phone,ranging from any one in the range except the N69. the only known cure for this phobia is by laying in a warm bath of frogs spawn

that guy has nokiaphobia

nokiaphobia by paul the mighty egg layer March 11, 2009