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A short bitch who likes beets and can fly
You seen noemi around?

Nah she flew off around an hour ago
Fuck she took all my goddamn beets
by Realnigga.mp7 June 2, 2020
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Dosent understand brackets. Points alot. Forgets friends names. Dosent know the word blasphemy. Reads aloud. Likes watching turtle porn because it's funny. Cant pronounce frudelent and malicious. Eats alot of salads. Drinks too much tea. Loves raisins. Tea smells like pickle juice. Hates carrots. Got sick from eating dumpster pizza. Has boyfriend. Is going to fail Pidds quiz. Isnt studying. Dosent like it when people talk about her without including her in the conversation.
That Noemi sure likes turtles.
by Chichennugg February 4, 2019
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Derived from the French name Noémie, it fits a girl with a soul as beautiful as the name. Noemi is the type of person who is alway trying to become a kinder version of herself. The idea of purposefully being mean is un fathomable to her seeing as she would never want to do so. It can be her greatest strength or weakness. She tries to never overstep in any situation. With this kindness comes great loyalty that is not difficult to earn if she sees goodness in you. She is also a very quirky girl who’s head is always up in the clouds.
Bunnies are not a scary animal Noemi!
by Missthesun September 1, 2020
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Person:1 OMG is that a Noemi
Person:2 welcome to toothless park
by Bigtoe12 October 17, 2018
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Noemi means stupid ass bitch who can’t except that shes chinese and that shes a lying bitch. If you’re a Noemi This Is What You Are
“Noemi Said She could drop mariah and abigail, but she never did”
by Underagedgirl_123xxx October 6, 2019
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Some chick who’s kinda cute and has some strange obsession with turtles even though they kinda suck. Her name has something to do with bugs like moth or fly or some shit. Overall a crazy ass bitch
Yo is that Noemi?
Shit run she’s gonna attack us with turtles and bugs!
by Bugbrain May 4, 2021
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noemi an intelligent and sensitive and sometimes shy girl. she loves sweets and being with family. a book and music will change your day. he is unable to close with the past and suffers from depression because of it. a girl very insecure about her physique, not perfect.
noemi, up with life!
by Figlideifiori November 21, 2021
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