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nobeardaphobia

fear of those who no longer have facial hair
my boss shaved his beard & mustache & now i can't look at him.
by susi January 6, 2004
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nubtard

A AA/MoH player like Desant...
Desant you NUBTARD!!!!!!!!!!!
by Tzan February 20, 2004
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Noboard

A board pad invented by Burton that when adhered to the top of a deck is basically a snowboard without bindings. Or to some, a surfboard for the snow.

It seems people who surf are naturally better at no boarding than those who just snowboard. However it's really more your opinion and talent.
What is that thing? it's like a snowboard without bindings!

"It's a noboard, it does't have any bindings but it's a baller board to ride"
by OneSuperCow December 26, 2011
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Noboarding

1. Any form of boardless sport.
2. The action, state of mind, or ethereal realm achieved via boardless sport and the community thereof
I. Babbydick: "what is Tom doing?"

Member of the Nold Collective: "He's noboarding, Adar."
II. "He was with Lucas, so he was probably noboarding. That Lucas tries hard to traverse the void to PDPSPP* existence as a noboarder."

*PDPSPP = pan-dimensional, pan-sexual, pan-palatable
by tmexcandy March 23, 2013
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Nobtart

A word to call someone who should know better but never seems to.
Girl: My boyfriend is mad at me for putting gas in his diesel truck. I just dont know what I did that was so wrong.

Guy: Wait did you put gasoline or diesel in the truck?
Girl: I put in the one in the middle of the gas pump.

Guy: oh my god you are such a nobtart. His motor is probably siezed up from you putting regular gas in instead of diesel.

Girl: i did put gas in his diesel truck!

Guy: No nobtart youre not understanding what Im saying. You put gasoline in his DIESEL truck.

Girl: That's what I just said! I put gas in his truck!
Guy: Nevermind its not worth explaining.
by AreSeeCola August 11, 2025
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