Jobsworth spam dagger

When a fat, greasy bar man hunts you down because you wont take your wood away and there's a band coming at 6 but your stranded due to adverse weather conditions and your trying to find a canoe

Look you jobsworth spam dagger.. i'm trying to get a canoe to get to you but i might not be there before the band gets there at 6 so you might have to be a hero and cut the wood with your fat spam axe.

by Bryoan April 19, 2012

Jobsworth

When an individual ranked higher than yourself in any organisation asks you to perform a pointless task.

"Why is the company making us do this, the boss is such a jobsworth"

by Steve Ellis September 20, 2003

noteworthys

A group of homosexual men who enjoy naked wrestling while singing a variety of a cappella songs. These individuals attend west morris central in long valley, NJ and tend to inter date. Requirements include, but are not limited to: short, asian, feminine, and/or hairy.

"Morning anouncements: There will be a Noteworthys meeting today after school. Clothing is optional."

by Rufino April 27, 2007

nisworth

A dumbass who is bad at every game especially Valorant

Oh yea Jason is just as bad as a nisworth

by Nisworth October 18, 2020

newsworthy

to have a tin can tied to your tail

Once I became newsworthy I couldn't escape the paparazzi, it was like I had a tin can tied to my tail, they always new exactly where I was.

by Lawrence of Arabia June 24, 2004

nutsworthy

adj. used to describe a girl who is decent enough so that you feel it is worthy to have sex with her.

Look at dat ass, she is nutsworthy!

by ACC1C January 29, 2014

Jobsworth

A person within a job that assumes some authority, but abuses their role using petty little rules to make themselves feel good.

That methead tried to fine me cos my ticket was 1 minute past being invalid, absolute jobsworth.

by DickChocolate1080 March 17, 2022