nostril

1) Opening in the nose that varies in size and shape from person to person. Used for sniffing, breathing and smelling.

How you finger gets into your nose.

by The king November 18, 2003

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Nostrildamus

The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth during oral sex, followed by tickling her or him (hopefully her, or else you're a gay) so much so that the ejaculate is expelled through the nostrils of the partner in much the same way that milk comes out of your nose when laughing.

I totally pulled a Nostrildamus on Christina Saturday night!

by Ron Ananian the car doctor April 4, 2009

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Dragons Nostril

When the remains of the drink and curry from last night totally demolish your hoop. Toilet paper combusts on contact. When the liquid becomes so vicious it can only be described to be as hot as a dragons nostril.
Could also explain anything of an overly heated disposition.

When i had a shite this morning it was like shaking an eel out of a welly. That curry last night came back with avengance me fuckin arse was like a dragons nostril. It took the fuckin enamel clean off me toilet.

by Rory C January 28, 2009

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nostril biscuit

a handkerchief

A nostril biscuit is intended for sopping up nostril gravy (snot).

by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023

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cock nostril

your penis hole

bens dick sneezed baby juice out of his cock nostril

by mgurn3 September 12, 2015

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Nostril Hockey

A game, which is played with a 3x5 card and a table. Both players attempt to blow the card off the other person's side of the table without touching it or blowing with anything other than their nostrils. Touching the card or blowing with anything other than one's nostrils causes a penalty, where the other player may punch you in the face and reset the card to the center of the table. The game ends when the card falls off one of the sides of the table or one player quits by the universally-recognized gesture; punching the other player in the face twice.

"Craig and I played Nostril Hockey last night."
"Who won?"
"I'm not the one with the concussion, so..."

by The Goddamn Duck January 21, 2010

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