nob-gobbler

A female who loves to give head and swallow.

Hey G3 take her for a ride on the levee she is a good nob-gobbler.

by 2eyemike October 26, 2006

Stank Nob

Stank nob occurs when after a long night of banging your girlfriend or girlfriends friend then not having time to stop home and wash the wang. Odors that are emmited from the penile vessel are considered to be stank.

i was following this guy up a ladder and man he had some foul smells going on, talk about stank nob.

by mike lea February 9, 2005

nob

British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.

Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.

by Zaarin2007 December 27, 2007

nob rimming

The art of secretly rubbing ones penis round around the top of a wine glass before serving a drink in it to a victim.

"Percy's been ages in the kitchen getting our wine"

"He's probably nob rimming all the glasses"!

by SammySeven November 25, 2006

Nob cheese

The smelly yellow creamy substance on a mans cock that goes crusty when not washed.

Gary Atkins eat his own nobcheese as well as some of his gay lovers.

by Trevor (Garys gay lover) July 29, 2003

Nob-Twoddle

adj {Nob tw odd al} The process of spending time and money in reviewing the process of spending time and money. Usually the outcomes are inane with little influence from common sense. Adoption by those who 'buy into the process' is low resulting the further wastage of time and money.

That systems review, its a load of nob-twoddle.

The time in motion team today were been time and motioned, what nob-twoddle!

by sosoverysick March 18, 2010

(K) Nob Shiner

Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"

1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"

by Ali August 29, 2004