A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.
“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”
“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”
“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”
by Shitsmanship September 3, 2021
Get the Creamy wipermug. A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.
by RickO March 25, 2003
Get the thousand wipermug. Guy 1: Oh bro I just took a massive shit and it was a no wiper.
Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true
Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.
Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true
Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.
by TheRussianHammer November 28, 2017
Get the No Wipermug. by ShangstaGangsta August 31, 2009
Get the Wiper Beatmug. by Splash master 3 getter March 22, 2019
Get the Tudy Wipersmug. "Gavin had to use an entire roll of toilet paper after doing a 50 wiper"
"Fred's ass was red raw after that 50 wiper"
"Fred's ass was red raw after that 50 wiper"
by reuben teuge February 24, 2010
Get the 50 wipermug. by woobonova March 26, 2010
Get the wiper grenademug.