no offense

thing to say after you say something offensive
by vinny December 21, 2004
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Offensive

The act of attacking & destroying an enemy's self esteem; utilizing unconventional remarks, stirring the enemy's emotions making them unable to network an insult measuring to your ego. If done correctly, the enemy will leave in anger to cry or to write about it in their diary, resulting in a successful response: rage quitting.
Bitch "Hey hun, I'm home!"

COD husband "Stfu bitch, hurry and make me a sandwich."

Bitch "That's offensive." *leaves for the kitchen*
by Narphins December 24, 2010
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no offense

What you say to someone when you purposefully and obviously mean something you said in an insulting way.
You are a niggerdouchefaggot bitch homo gayfuck bitch! no offense and you're retarded
by biathczsssww January 24, 2012
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No Offense

A phrase someone uses to not offend someone when someone says something mean of hurtful. It literally makes the person feel offended.
Lily: No offense, Allie, but your annoying.
Allie: Well, offense taken!
by Astr0n0va December 06, 2017
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offense

What your local sports team sucks at.
Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.
by alcifer December 10, 2019
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Offensive

1. To take a stance or position against a percieved assault.

2. The quality of an attack used against an opponent or enemy during battle.

3. To find an opinion, act, object or situation to be detestable.
1. Arthur took an offensive position to prepare for Uryens' attack.

2. Yuko certainly did put up a good offesive while battling Emperor Magus.

3.Because I often find Fred's political definitions to be offensive, I give all of his definitions a thumbs down even the non-political ones.
by D.Collective April 08, 2007
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Offense

to help a friend out with a member of the opposite sex by "talking them up"; A wingman will play offense for his buddy to help him get laid
Bro 1: "Dude that girl is so hot, play offense for me!"
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Bro 2 (to girl): "Hey what's up, have you met my friend Bro 1? He's captain of the football team and thinks you're pretty cute. You should talk to him"

Girl: "OMG OK"
by courthouse September 11, 2013
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