Joust

A boy or girl who repetively talks to a person on the internet or phone texting while indirectly leading them on. The person may seem like they care when talking in writing but in in reality, when you ask them if they want to hang out or go somewhere, whether it be face to face or over the phone; there immediate response is "NO!", and they are a Joust. Some people commonly used Bagarble as a term to replace Joust.

Ex. Boy: I asked her to go the the movies but she begarbled me, and turned me down.

Usage- That girl is a Joust for turning me down.

Phone Text

Boy: Hey want to hang out sometime?!
Girl: Yea! Maybe next weekend!

Face-to-face

Boy: Hey want to see a movie?
Girl: NO, I cant.

by David Keller January 02, 2008

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sexual intercourse, or euphemism for it.

I am going to joust her.

by Chris Manley February 27, 2008

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Jousting

To go hill walking with platonic male friends all the while exchanging jokes about rimming, sodomy and friends who may or may not be serial murderers. Usually takes place on a Sunday afternoon.

Peter: "Hey John, the weather looks alright outside, fancy going jousting this afternoon."

John: "Yeah that sounds good. I have access to the Freestyler this afternoon so I'll pick you up around 1pm"

by John McDonnell January 15, 2007

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Jousting

When you want to do anal with a girl but she needs to shit. So you need to joust her shit in order to go in. If you win, congrats. If she wins, she shits on your dick.

Hey Larry! Last night was humiliating man. Jousting is when I try to put it in her butt while she needs to shit, right? Well, I lost a joust to this girl I picked up at the bar. We wanted to do anal but she forgot to use the bathroom earlier and boy was it a fight. I think she had hemorrhoids!

by IMGXY478 November 30, 2021

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