The male sexual organ.
When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.
*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.
When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.
*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.
by Arthur Damage March 27, 2007
A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.
by RickO March 26, 2003
A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.
“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”
“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”
“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”
by Shitsmanship September 03, 2021
by ShangstaGangsta August 31, 2009
by Splash master 3 getter March 22, 2019
"Gavin had to use an entire roll of toilet paper after doing a 50 wiper"
"Fred's ass was red raw after that 50 wiper"
"Fred's ass was red raw after that 50 wiper"
by reuben teuge February 24, 2010
by woobonova March 26, 2010