no homo 

Something idiotic straight, white 12-year-old boys say after giving each other a high five or touching in any way. Saying no homo apparently makes everything non gay. No matter what was said or done previously, speaking this word maintains one's heterosexuality.

"I'm moving to San Francisco with my boyfriend. We just finished having gay sex and I gave him a hardcore blowjob. Our house is going to be rainbow with pink furniture. We are going to wear colorful polo shirts every day with khaki shorts and Sperrys. We're going to a gay pride parade after this. And then we're going to makeout like the flamers we are. No homo."

no homo by hotprincebodybae June 17, 2015

no homo 

Said to show that you aren't gay after saying something that sounded gay.

Hay man, pass the nuts. No homo
I cornered him in my room and nailed him with a board. No homo

no homo by Anonymous October 21, 2003

No homo 

Said after a phrase that could possibly be interpreted as gay.

Nothing says "I'm insecure about my sexuality" like feeling the need to say "no homo" after every sentence.

Man, I love you.. No homo.

Your ass is mine... No homo.

No homo by Broneill December 10, 2010

No Homo 

The legendary phrase that clarifies your sexuality, and that you are not of the homosexual gender. Even after saying something very homosexual, a simple "no homo" is all that it takes to make everyone believe that you are not in fact a homosexual.

Person 1: Bro you lookin so fine, I could kiss you right now
Person 2: Then let us proceed in the "sexual interaction"
Person 1: Yes

*After the Sexual interaction*

Person 1: That felt great, I would do that again
Person 2: Same
Person 1: No homo btw
Person 2: Yeah, no homo

*and just like that, their sexuality was restored*

No Homo by Ya_Boi_142 February 28, 2019

No homo 

you can say no homo only if u think of sayin no homo before u verbally or physically do the action

“Im going to say no homo and ik this” “ily man no homo”

No homo by God&gods June 20, 2020

No homo 

The gayest thing a straght person could say to another straight person even though what they were talking about probably wasn't even gay at all.

guy A: dude you are like a brother to me... no homo

guy B: wait what?

No homo by jp97 October 24, 2011

no homo 

the phrase that, when uttered in conversation makes the speaker sound gayer than if he or she had not said it.

no homo but i was just jacking off to some gay porn.

no homo by jacksonguitarist May 11, 2008