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Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid
Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...

When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"
by Bobby321 November 1, 2008
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Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.
Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes
by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009
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Nohoesinitis

The very severe sickness of having no hoes. Side effects : violently pooping out neon green, neon red or highlighter yellow, going in and out of illusions, and randomly screaming. It can be fixed with one thing. Hoes. Yes that's correct, hoes. It is associated with Ligma.
Anonymous: Help I'm pooping highlighter yellow.
Person: "OH NO YOU HAVE Nohoesinitis
by DoodleMyBeloved but for learns December 15, 2022
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NoHoes

One that DOES NOT get hoes in any way shape form or hoe. This person cannot get hoes no matter what and will go to hell because they are not hoe ascended. NOHOES!
Bruhh i just took this dudes chick! (basedgod) damn he was NoHoes!
by (basedhoejesus) February 20, 2011
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nohoeschriss

A god amongst men. Mr. bitches himself. Life of the party, everyone wants to party with him atleast ONCE.
Have you seen that NoHoesChriss guy? Once he gets a bitch on him it’s hard to get her off him.

Man I wanna party with NoHoesChriss.
by Wyd step sis January 18, 2020
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Nohoes

North Hollywood, abbreviated
I'm form nohoes 818!
by 818 Girl September 10, 2009
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nohoesjim

A fucking dangerous territorial being, that'll fuck with your mind, mentally beat you until you're about to self implode and fucking rape your brain.
Don't fuck with nohoesJim
by IRapeMonkeys May 19, 2018
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