shitting dick nipples

nipples that consist of both shitting, as well as dick EG shitting dick nipples

also a way to fill in a conversation or moment of silence when not sure what else to say

1. those nipples are both shitting and dick........must be shitting dick nipples
2. ahhhh yeees shitting dick nipples

by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014

dick nipples

A term best discussed at the "chinie" buffet. This condition is known for the nipples to be completly replaced by shlongs. Only one person is known to have this condition, he is currently living a quiet life in Ottawa, Ontario. He is only known as Eric, and in his case one dick nipple is black while the other is mexicano.

"Eric..! Calm down! Your dick nipples are showing!"
He replies, "F#$% you guys.."

by Dustin117 October 30, 2006

Shitting Dick Nipples

1. A phrase that a youtuber named danisnotonfire has randomly called out in a state of distress or frustration
2. A creepy fetish

Dan just screamed out "shitting dick nipples" at the game of sonic

by Rawrissocool May 21, 2014

nippledick

Where the penis of the male is so small that it resembles a nipple, instead of an actual penis.

Ted : Damn, Yo. I just saw Bobby's dick .. That's a nippledick for sure.

by Lee_UK.Innit. August 7, 2006

nippledick

A slightly popular Japanese fetish. This involves the paraphilia of penises where the nipples on a woman's body (or possibly a man's) would occur. This is only illustrated in hentai, and probably the imaginations of kids that don't really understand sex too well.

(It is also present, but fiercely underrepresented, in America, but only in illustrated or furry porn.)

This is commonly juxtaposed with futanari, hyperphallic, and sexual defecation, but very rarely used with lolicon.

An inexplicably common subfetish is shitting nipple dicks, in which shit comes out of the nippledicks.

So, you think you know all about Japan--do you know what nippledicks are?

by *(Anonymous)* September 26, 2006

Nippledick

1. A complete 'tard, and I'm not talking an actual mentally handicapped person...I'm talking a friggin dipshit social reject.
2. What you call someone when they are being a complete ass-clown, but aren't necessarily that way all the time (you may actually kinda like this person under normal circumstances).

1. Jesus, my boss is such a fucking nippledick. I wish he would use his tie as a noose, stand on his swiveling office chair with massage features and swing from the lighting fixture above his walnut desk he bought in England.

2. Dude, quit being such a nippledick. You're harshing my buzz.

by NINerd January 16, 2009

Nippletickler

One who likes to tickle nipples. This can also be used to call someone a clown, jokster, goof, crazy, etc.. Some people you can just tell by their appearance that they are nippleticklers. Others it takes a little more research to discover this.

"Dude did you just see that chick? she was freakin hott."

"ha yeah, whatever you little nippletickler."

by Lukefrizzle November 17, 2011