A city in South Carolina.
by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005
Get the Ninety Six mug.The act of sleeping with or dating someone for with no intention of ever having a serious relationship with them and then dumping them after 3 months/90 days as to move on or to keep from hurting the victim of the affair. Often, both parties know that they are not suitable for each other.
Smart, attractive, jaded, and/or hypersexual females are often the culprits of ninety night-stands. Rich men, players, married and/or hot men are also frequent culprits. These people are not necessarily players, but they are opportunists.
Young, needy, cute, plain and/or naive women as well as women with low self esteem who are good in bed are frequent victims. Unemployed, hot, lower class, stupid and/or neanderthalic men who are good in bed are frequent victims.
Smart, attractive, jaded, and/or hypersexual females are often the culprits of ninety night-stands. Rich men, players, married and/or hot men are also frequent culprits. These people are not necessarily players, but they are opportunists.
Young, needy, cute, plain and/or naive women as well as women with low self esteem who are good in bed are frequent victims. Unemployed, hot, lower class, stupid and/or neanderthalic men who are good in bed are frequent victims.
Jim: I've been dating this smokin' hot music executive for a few weeks now. She is so perfect. I want her to be my sugar mama.
Tom: You dumbass. You fold shirts at Banana Republic for a living and you don't even have your GED. You're her ninety night-stand.
Angela: (sobbing) I can't believe that Dr. Spencer broke up with me. He was so great and so good in bed.
Psychiatrist: You dumb bitch. He's married to a total MILF. You're not even that cute. It was a ninety night-stand, not a relationship. He just wanted to try stuff his wife wouldn't do and throw you to the curb.
Angela: But he said he loved me after we slept together.
Psychiatrist: He probably meant that he loved that you'll do all the freaky shit his wife wouldn't do.
Tom: You dumbass. You fold shirts at Banana Republic for a living and you don't even have your GED. You're her ninety night-stand.
Angela: (sobbing) I can't believe that Dr. Spencer broke up with me. He was so great and so good in bed.
Psychiatrist: You dumb bitch. He's married to a total MILF. You're not even that cute. It was a ninety night-stand, not a relationship. He just wanted to try stuff his wife wouldn't do and throw you to the curb.
Angela: But he said he loved me after we slept together.
Psychiatrist: He probably meant that he loved that you'll do all the freaky shit his wife wouldn't do.
by margaretsanger December 24, 2005
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Also 1090, ten percent in front, ninety percent in back. Refers to the popular southern haircut know as the mullet.
by AndeeUnit August 26, 2004
Get the Ten-Ninety mug.When somebody's cleverness is consistant and often leaves the subject to the cleverness floored and flabbergasted.
Chazzy: "i pair my socks to avoid mismatching and misplacement!"
Mazz: *becomes speechless and flabbergasted due to the clever-nisity of Chazzy and subsequently falls to the floor, gasping for air...*
Mazz: *becomes speechless and flabbergasted due to the clever-nisity of Chazzy and subsequently falls to the floor, gasping for air...*
by mazzman May 31, 2009
Get the Clever-nisity mug.One of the two top corners of a goal in a sporting event such as a soccer or lacrosse game. "Upper" refers to the top, "Ninety" refers to the ninety degree corner. They are the same as the 3 and 4 holes on an ice hockey goal. The Upper Ninety is an area of the goal that is hard to hit with the ball (due to small area and proximity to goal posts) but it is typically even harder for the goalie to cover the corners, thus making an Upper Ninety shot a feat of skill.
Jack shot from too far out but hit the upper ninety and scored anyway because the goalie couldn't jump that far and that fast to block the ball.
Jill likes to practice hitting the upper nineties of the lacrosse goal so she will instinctively shoot there during a live game.
Jill likes to practice hitting the upper nineties of the lacrosse goal so she will instinctively shoot there during a live game.
by BTBD April 8, 2010
Get the Upper Ninety mug.the cops stopped me for doing ninety in a sixty-five
by kiidee December 9, 2008
Get the ninety in a sixty-five mug.Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.
Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?
Later...
Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.
Dude A: You're just jealous.
Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?
Later...
Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.
Dude A: You're just jealous.
by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010
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