nine

(1) The damn number that comes after eight, yet before ten.

(2) The not was well known, failed, system of measurement before the metric system.

I'm about to bury my foot nine inches into your ass.

by Stud McManly June 21, 2007

nining

The act of repetitively terrorizing one person every weekend. Includes TPing, Forking their yard, Chalking their car, and hurling eggs at house and cars

I want to go nining this weekend with my friends.

by Wombat3 March 16, 2017

Nined

To shoot someone with a nine millimeter gun

"he dissed me so I nined him", "he tried to steal my chain and got nined"

by Stanley Weiser January 31, 2014

The Nines

Getting the Nines is when someone is basically timed out or banned for a number of nines.

You’ve been banned for 99999 years

Do you want the nines boy?

by Getting the Nines November 2, 2019

nine

A nine is someone who defines. Nines walk the line, are usually on time, and love to rhyme.

Nine: Dayum girl, you lookin fine. Dressed to the nines, I wanna make you all mine.
Two: Aww thanks honeybun, you're too much fun.

by Love potion number nine March 31, 2009

nine

Refers to any pistol, usually automatic as opposed to revolver, whose barrel's girth is 9 millimeters.

I was packing my nine for protection.

by Daniel March 26, 2002

nine

The nine/nine-iron are both used to define a large cock. The former being dormant, and the latter, ready for action.

Pump me with yer nine-iron!

by Pim Lico July 26, 2005