Nihilist

someone who finds no purpose in life, and usually mentions that they're a nihilist in every argument. A likely edgelord who thinks nothing matters so claims to never have emotion towards anything, but then gets mad and thinks people who are non-nihilists are idiots for being happy

edgy nihilist: idiots dont understand us, nothing matters

Nihilist by cactusbed July 13, 2022

Nihilist

We all just meaningless stardust/evolved ape floating in this meaningless universe but don't you dare say the n-word!

Nihilists are edgelords

Nihilist by Lixie_ September 14, 2024

Nihilist Wing 

It's not left wing Democrats or right wing Republicans, its the wing that demands an end to corporate corruption in Congress.

The Nihilist Wing is at it again; now they want to stop the huge subsidies to Wall Street Insurance Companies who will benefit from Obamacare.

Nihilist Wing by euphemismo March 2, 2010

Nihilist Paperhands 

The charming owner of the Stockmarket.com Discord channel. Once a young, poor fella, Nihilist Paperhands worked his way to the blue-ball grade net worth of just six figures. Over the past years, it has been proven that Nihilist Paperhands has paperhandsed over $1.5 million in plays.

Nihilist Paperhands is working illegally in the US.

Nihilist Paperhands by nihilisticpaperhands August 12, 2021

Popcorn Nihilist

Charlie Brown is a popcorn nihilist. No attacks can even phase him as his perception of reality is so damaged and bruised that he can't even perceive the real-life events anymore. If you were to slice and dice him, he wouldn't even feel it because his mind is so far above any worldly and mortal veils that he wouldn't be wouldn't be stricken down. His body parts would just flail to the ground but his mind, the only true part of a man that matters, his mind and ideas would be intact like in a fucking encrypted file for the rest of time. For the most powerful warriors of all to try it and unlock.

Charlie Brown is a popcorn nihilist.

Popcorn Nihilist by 4NDR3WHU5513 December 31, 2017

Religious Nihilist 

An individual who espouses their superior morality due to their religious background but in fact clearly picks and chooses the issues and situations he applies this morality to.

Example. I'm not taking care of a child I father out of wedlock as I want to protect the marriage institution

Religious nihilist:I support the super league because it will make my team richer even if it sinks the smaller team

Me: dammmn such a Religious nihilist

Religious Nihilist by Proofkiddd October 2, 2021

Deitic Nihilist 

A person who faithfully believes there is no chance any deity could exist.

A person who is steadfast in the belief that no God exists and does not require proof or evidence to support this belief.

He's not Atheist dude, he's Deitic Nihilist and wouldn't believe in God even if the Archangel Michael came down to say hi.

That Deitic Nihilist is just as stubborn as a Christian Fundamentalist.

Deitic Nihilist by J. Mann February 26, 2014