Ask anyone to say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness.”
So people will say this: "I am a penis"
So people will say this: "I am a penis"
Person 1: Hey dude, can you say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness”?
Person 2: Okay sure.
Also Person 2: Eye map ness (I am a penis)
Person 2: Okay sure.
Also Person 2: Eye map ness (I am a penis)
by galearic November 19, 2020
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I lived in bo’ness 1974-1995 that’s when my parents realised we need to move quick. The amount of times you would walk down an alley into a different housing estate and see someone getting jumped by 15 others is unreal.
When I was 14 my drink was spiked at a party twice in the same month by acid.
Don’t get confused with Linlithgow and bo’ness We don’t speak about Linlithgow that’s where the posh ones live. Bo’ness a town run by neds, junkies, Emos and gangs.
I lived in bo’ness 1974-1995 that’s when my parents realised we need to move quick. The amount of times you would walk down an alley into a different housing estate and see someone getting jumped by 15 others is unreal.
When I was 14 my drink was spiked at a party twice in the same month by acid.
Don’t get confused with Linlithgow and bo’ness We don’t speak about Linlithgow that’s where the posh ones live. Bo’ness a town run by neds, junkies, Emos and gangs.
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Get the NessaThaBesta mug.Typically the name of a female that is tall and extremely beautiful. Niesa is very shy and awkward. It's easy to make a Niesa blush. Every once in a while, Niesa will crack a sexual joke that leaves anyone listening on the floor. You couldn't chose a better friend. Niesa is loyal and will always be there for you when you need her.
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In many cases your friend will have pictures of themselves with the loch ness friend. Others will have reported seeing the loch ness friend at various locations.
Your friend will arrange for drinks or dinner with the loch ness friend, and the loch ness friend will never show.
In many cases your friend will have pictures of themselves with the loch ness friend. Others will have reported seeing the loch ness friend at various locations.
Your friend will arrange for drinks or dinner with the loch ness friend, and the loch ness friend will never show.
Yeah, Scott invited Missy to our housewarming party and several other events and each time she has not shown. I STILL haven't met her. She is the loch ness friend.
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