Niess 

1. Derived from the word Nehis(german decent) which describes a person of higher class and intelligence that works hard at all things they do.
2. A man of extreme intelligence and work ethic.
3. A woman of extreme intelligence and work ethic.
4. A person that can drink 1 can of beer for every 10 pounds they weigh in a night.
5. Someone that is Entrepreneurial minded and can conduct business with ease.
6. Someone that attracts all the attention at parties.
7. Someone that has something in common with everyone they meet.
8. A person of intelligence that can point out people worth knowing or not knowing in 10 or less seconds while talking with said person for the first time.
9. Someone of physical dexterity that demands respect.
10. Any direct decendent of Chuck Norris
11. Any person that can get in a vehicle, drink 18 beers, go in a ditch, hit 3 deer, kill 4 raccoons and still make it home safe.
12. A person that could probably pick up the other sex but wont because they arent worthy.

2. Guy 1 - did you hear that guy in class today
Guy 2 - Yeah, he was a real Niess
3. Girl one - Did you hear that chick in class today?
Girl 2 - Yeah, she was definatly a Niess
4. Guy 1- That guy can drink like a Niess
5. guy 1 - Wow, he's only 20 and so rich?
guy 2 - yeah, he's a Niess.
6. Guy 1 - Did you see those guys at the party, they were a pretty good time.
Guy 2 - Yeah I would call them a Niess for sure.
7. Yeah man, in one of my classes I met the dude. He was pretty decent i guess, likes a lot of the same stuff we like.
Guy 2- He sounds like a Niess.
8. Guy 1 - Yeah I was talking to this guy for a while and all of a suddent he called me retarded and left.
Guy 2 - He was probably a Niess.
9. Guy - Yeah man he was a big mother fucker, pretty much a Niess.
11. Guy 1 - Dude, last night I was pretty much a Niess.

Niess by Cojani October 28, 2008

Leslie Nielsen 

One of the most popular spoof comedy actors, well known for roles in the Naked Gun series and Airplane!. RIP

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. - Leslie Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen by Magneto_Caknseco December 1, 2010

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nessynoo 

Someone who speaks in a gibberish, drunken manner, when they are completely sober.

Vanessa: Gish-ba-bish-da-tish for three?
Adrian: Huh?!You're such a nessynoo!

nessynoo by Snickerdoodlehg64 May 23, 2018

Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

Taking A Nesselrodt by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

amy-ness 

when you put in upfront time and thought into selecting your life partner after having made the mistake of not doing so the first time -- and you end up meeting a brilliant engineer whose intellect and fellatio skills allows you to transcends the biological male urge to seek other women -- so everything turned out pretty damn amazing

e: "what are the things you learned to look for that you didn't know the first time around so that I know?"

r: "amy-ness (of course)"

amy-ness by estellanutella August 23, 2022

Loughery Ness Monster 

A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.

Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.

Loughery Ness Monster by Harry McGill July 20, 2011