Widely regarded as the worst band of all time, (Nickelback) has been tormenting those who have tuned into the radio for the better part of the early century.
Green Day pulled a Nickelback on their dookie album in some respects, but at least their music was audible.
Green Day pulled a Nickelback on their dookie album in some respects, but at least their music was audible.
by shananigans2009 November 06, 2009
An awesome band which invented a new way to mosh, instead of puching, punching and kicking, fans commonly bring rocks, rotten tomatoed or bad eggs to concert in order to throw at the lead singer, the person hat score the most headshots gets to have sex with chad's half-dead body. No one can refuse such a good reward.
Fan 1: "Hey did you go to that Nickelback concert last night?"
Fan 2: "Ye man, i ass-f*cked him after he was knocked out by a watermelon."
Fan 2: "Ye man, i ass-f*cked him after he was knocked out by a watermelon."
by adheherh April 09, 2010
when someone shits directly into your ear. Named after one of the world's worst bands, as anyone with good taste in music would have concluded
Friend: What's wrong?
Me: "Owww, my ear hurts. I was listening to the radio and got Nickelbacked. IT BURNS!!
Friend: Yeah, I know. I've been there, man. Let's get some GOOD music into that ear of yours right away.
Me: "Owww, my ear hurts. I was listening to the radio and got Nickelbacked. IT BURNS!!
Friend: Yeah, I know. I've been there, man. Let's get some GOOD music into that ear of yours right away.
by aquajerk/surly December 22, 2011
A band featuring the Paddle-Pop Lion on vocals and...well, some other folks at the back that don't get much attention. The ol Lion roars about as loud as he can and doesn't seem to use techniques like change in dynamics, falsetto, or anything like that.
They busted into the mainstream with their hit "How You Remind Me." Meh, I didn't mind it; it was a nice change from the boy-band crap like N'Sync and whatnot. Of course, I wasn't so hot on their stuff either. BUT they got greedy and once they realized their formula for success (which wasn't hard to decode), they cashed in on it as much as possible and went on to make some of the worst songs ever created.
N.B: THEY ARE NOT NU METAL. THEY DON'T USE CRAZY EFFECTS, NOR DO THEY SCREAM/SCREECH, NOR DO THEY DABBLE IN ANY INDUSTRIAL GRINDINGS; THEY ARE "DUDE" ROCK, CRAP EXCRETED FROM THE BOWELS OF THE POST-GRUNGE SCENE.
They busted into the mainstream with their hit "How You Remind Me." Meh, I didn't mind it; it was a nice change from the boy-band crap like N'Sync and whatnot. Of course, I wasn't so hot on their stuff either. BUT they got greedy and once they realized their formula for success (which wasn't hard to decode), they cashed in on it as much as possible and went on to make some of the worst songs ever created.
N.B: THEY ARE NOT NU METAL. THEY DON'T USE CRAZY EFFECTS, NOR DO THEY SCREAM/SCREECH, NOR DO THEY DABBLE IN ANY INDUSTRIAL GRINDINGS; THEY ARE "DUDE" ROCK, CRAP EXCRETED FROM THE BOWELS OF THE POST-GRUNGE SCENE.
by Trickster Lavane July 26, 2009
A mediocre, and undeservedly popular "post-grunge" band from Alberta. Their dull, uninteresting, dull-as-dishwater, profanity-free music can be heard on pretty much every single radio station in the country, and is the kind of the music I like to call "Soccer Mom Rock." Like I've said before, their songs are boring, lifeless, and all sound incredibly similar to each other(listen to their dreadfully boring "hit" How You Remind Me and the equally dull Someday together and you'll know what I mean), and the Jesus-resembling singer, Chad Kroeger, has an annoying singing voice, and tries too hard to capture the powerful, growling vocals of Eddie Vedder. Listen to Pearl Jam or Soundgarden instead.
Me: Which of these bands do you like better: Pearl Jam, or Nickelback?
Dumbass: Nickelback.
Me: Wow, you seriously need to get a better taste in music, asshole.
Dumbass: Nickelback.
Me: Wow, you seriously need to get a better taste in music, asshole.
by Death Shredder August 14, 2007
A band so bad you can't even laugh at it.
With a frontman so terrible that one would pay to go to their show just to egg him.
With a frontman so terrible that one would pay to go to their show just to egg him.
by I like my coffee black just like my metal May 28, 2008