Following Newton's law of every action has an equal reaction, The Newton describes the event that occurs when one is able to take a dump while ejaculating at the exact same time. This has to be done at the exact same time or it is not The Newton.
by Jared/Mike December 01, 2006
Sir Isaac Newton was one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion and gravitation. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them
by nIicegurl January 30, 2005
by Sir.IsaacNewton February 19, 2015
a town outside of Boston, MA. lots of snobby jewish princesses and toolish mushes. jews/irish/italian and maybe a little chinese. A mighty fine place to buy weed. Every high school grade down to the freshmen has at least a handful of weed dealers in it. reportedly, there has been sightings of white widow, white rhino, sour deisel, blueberry kush, purple kush. Yes, all of those strains. my circle of friends has never smoked anything less than headies. Thats how we role.
kid 1:im out of weed. I'd go anywhere to get good weed right now.
kid 2:well we should go over to newton and buy some good weed. maybe some shrooms too.
kid 2:well we should go over to newton and buy some good weed. maybe some shrooms too.
by surifacakin June 30, 2009
by me February 27, 2005
When an older man is having sex with a younger man doggystyle and the older mans elongated ball sack(due to gravity) slams into the younger mans ballsack in front of him causing pain and resembling the action of the balls on a Newtons Cradle which is found on many desks. Newtons 4th law of motion.
I was having sex with my boss at the office so I could get Friday off. He was giving it to me hard when all of the sudden he got into a funky rythmn and his saggy balls " Newtoned" me.
by patm1r January 24, 2015
the world capital of disgustingly loaded, snobby, materialistic, juicy/abercrombie clad cloned teenage princesses who must hold a hair straightener at all times. known for its competitive, hyperactive, stepford-esque parents, and precious, self satisfied air. if one moves there they are likely to be newtonized.
don't go to newton. if you long for a place where the skies are always sunny, the air is crisp, and burritos fall from the skies, consider brookline, potheads and indie kids galore!
by zzoda September 14, 2007