newton 

a big city near right outside of boston that basically is full of older jewish people, and young irish/italian catholic people. Older people mainly worry about going to work-church and temple, and younger people worry about goin to the gym, partyin, and beating brookline kids in everything there is possible(and succeidng in it.

Brookline kid- r u pussies from newton?
newton kid- ahhh yea why r u so fuckin tough?
Brookline kid- cause we beat u guys in...aahhh.in....ahhh
Newton kid- get the fuck outa here be4 i slap the so right off ur bro.

newton by enonomous mush October 27, 2006

Newton 

The FABULOUS Discord cat.

"Newton" is wonderful

Newton by "Someone-Chan" May 6, 2019

Newton 

A rich suburb of Massachusetts that is inhabited with many Jewish peple, also named as Jewton, by the locals.

Newton Centre is where all of the shopping is, and the T stop. Newton highlands is where you find all of the big houses. West Newton is home of appartments and the lower class. A short ride to Boston by train.

"Yo, I'm going to Newton Centre today and get some J.P Licks"

Newton by down2earth69 July 16, 2011

Newton 

The act of having sex with multiple small children at once.

Ex. I saw an old man giving little children candy on a street corner yesterday...he was probably luring them in to give them the Newton.

Newton by My Little Pony Rules May 20, 2008

Newton 

being lame. Being loud and without brains. Not to be confused with "pulling a newton"

dude your being a newton.

Newton by 2short4rides May 24, 2006

newton 

a newton is someone who cries at a party and recives negative attention

james:ooo yy is kathrine kissing other men *crying*
Nick:PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH wht a newton

newton by luke tyler January 30, 2007

Newton 

The act of pissing in ones mouth and then gargling it till they cum also means hardcore anal in the back of a school bus

Omg Stacy gave Cameron a Newton

Newton by Big dick Human Being October 21, 2020