NEWSH

Also known as New Shit.

Fil: "yo, did you get all them Newsh shirts the other day?"

Phil: "yeah bro, them jawns were so fire!"

by D.Newsh February 7, 2019

fluff news

noun

A type of news typically seen on low quality publications looking to get some cheap content, or to "fluff" their way through another article.

Person 1: "Did you see that new article about why grammar doesn't matter any more?"
Person 2: "Honestly they are really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that one - why are the media so focused on fluff news these days?"

by JimJimminyJim June 4, 2016

Faux News

A farcical television network that operates under the guise of a legitimate "news" channel. Its sole purpose is to pander to Republicans and to reinforce and propagate right-wing conspiracies and propaganda 24/7. One can get a good estimate of the number of Republicans in the country by looking at Faux News viewership statistics.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear the news? Apparently they found proof that Barack Obama is an Islamic terrorist born in Kenya, and also the anti-Christ. And I found out that Hillary Clinton is a serial killer who's in cahoots with Obama to bring about the biblical end of days!"

Person 2: "Have you been watching Faux News again? These "news" reports sound an awful lot like conservative propaganda."

Person 1: "How'd you guess?! This wasn't from their opinion section, so it was supposedly objective!"

by Thatguyoverthere12334 October 1, 2016

hacker news

A website where unsuccessful entrepreneurs with egos waste time browsing articles and websites, created by wanna-be entrepreneurs with even bigger egos who are trying to build a following.

A place unknown to financially successful entrepreneurs.

Hey Mr. Cuban, did you see that post on Hacker News? <crickets>

by The (Real) Hustler December 26, 2013

News-Feed Whore

A person who abuses facebook by writing on numerous amounts walls, having long conversations on walls that should be done on MSN or facebook chat, playing games and doing quizzes. These people fill everyone's news-feeds and its very annoying.

Dalia! stop being a News-Feed Whore! It's soooo annoying.

by JDAndrews2597 April 20, 2009

Newsed

A combination of the word New and Used to describe a used item aquired by a new owner. The item is new to the new owner although it has already been used by a previous owner.

I bought a newsed car last week, how do you like it?

by on March 29, 2019

Fox News Diarrhea

The condition Fox News viewers get when they see a "news" segment and they have no choice but to run to a social media outlet and spew it all over their wall without first checking the facts to see if it has any solid material.

Did you see John's Facebook wall? He had a serious case of Fox News Diarrhea last night!

by chaser1610 July 19, 2012