Newfoundland Lobster Trap

When a girl is having non-committal unprotected sex informing the man he can pull out at the instant before ejaculation. When the male informs the female of the pull out she instead wraps her legs around him forcing his man juice inside of her, causing his penis to be trapped in her 'lobster'.

Matt: Man how did you end up having Aubrey as a baby mama?
Joe: She gave me a Newfoundland lobster trap the night I met her at the bar.

by Submarineer March 25, 2009

Newfoundland Cheese Steak

A Peice of fried or barbequed boloney on a sandwich with an individually wrapped cheese slice.

Man "hey waht kind of sandwich you got there?"
Newfie " a Newfoundland cheese steak"
Man "what's that?"
Newfie "boloney and cheese"

by 1337 h4x sp34k February 27, 2009

Newfoundland Glory Hole

A term where a Newfoundlander puts his pecker in a in a wooden homemade glory hole while another Newfoundlander (boy or girl) slides some wet salt beef up and down his junk

Newfoundlander 1: i got the best Newfoundland glory hole today
Newfoundlander 2: i'm so proud of you ma baby

by black alternate May 9, 2018

Newfoundland lobster trap

Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"

Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!

by Ted Mosby is a jerk March 26, 2009

royal newfoundland constabulary

its the oppressors

Oh shit dude! It's my royal newfoundland constabulary! We're so dead!

by yc04 September 22, 2022

Newfoundland

The most beautiful place on earth...

If you’ve Been, your one of the luckiest people on around.

“Have you been to Newfoundland?”
“ ya isn’t it the most beautiful place on earth!”

by Graciek18 May 11, 2018

Newfoundland Speed Bump

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.

Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus

by Dragonsandman July 16, 2021