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netflix and despair

When you know that there will be no netflix and chill tonight, only disappointment. So you just watch some show and contemplate on your despair.

See also netflix and sleep, netflix and angry, netflix and sad, and married netflix and chill.
Did you netflix and chill last night?
Of course not, there was only netflix and despair.

Netflix and Chill Day 

Guy 1: Today is Netflix and Chill Day.
Guy 2: I’m gonna watch Netflix and chill.
Netflix and Chill Day by Ellisot December 11, 2020

netflix and chilie dogs 

Peyton: wanna netflix and chilie dogs
Phil: yeah
netflix and chilie dogs by pen19 January 26, 2016

netflix and suck dicks

the new and improved version of netflix and chill, that actually rhymes
"hey what are you gonna do tonight?"
"ima hang out with tiffany and then we're gonna netflix and suck dicks"
"k"

It's Netflix we're dealing with 

It's a phrase where whenever Netflix pulls a lot of blunders when they greenlight an series that we don't ask for or their Media platform is very terrible at it of which demographic are reaching on
Geez that cuties looks atrocious, but hey! It's Netflix we're dealing with.

Dammit Netflix 

What you yell out loud when you have wasted yet another 8 hours of your day (usually saturdays or sundays) that you meant to do homework, study, get ahead in work, or exercise and instead watched 8-16 goddam episodes of some show that Netflix makes really easy to binge watch.
*wakes up in the morning* Awesome! I'm going to get a head start on my homework and go on a five mile run so I can be in shape for lacrosse season.

Eight hours later.

DAMMIT NETFLIX! At least I know why everyone is talking about Breaking Bad though...