nessirony

The best instagram account

Person 1: have you seen the new nessirony post?
Person 2: hell yeah, they’re the best account ever!

by Lsnow568 November 17, 2020

Nessie watch

Being paid good money to do nothing and essentially waste one's life away.

Another term for this is "golden handcuffs".

Man, this job is akin to being paid to sit in a chair and be on the lookout for the loch Ness monster. Hence, Nessie watch.

by The_real_mr_fantastic September 28, 2019

nesim

"Nesim" means, strong,powerfull,sexy,respectfull, kind and great football player

If you have a friend like Nesim don't let him get away from you he might be your hero.

by Nesimi January 3, 2017

Neskimos

What happens when Mario, Dr. Wily, and Simon Belmont make a Heavy Metal rock band.

Many jokes about sodomizing Belmont are made in the process.

They do NES and SNES covers, and rock your face.

This is your face.
This is your face being rocked by the NESkimos!

by Cid_Highwind August 24, 2004

nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

by shane November 30, 2004

Nessie

A guy who says he has a big penis, but there is no proof that it exists.

That guy must be a nessie, he claims to have a big one, but he can't get a girl.

by kir3d May 4, 2010

Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010