nessy

a man or boy who is the sex. every girl whos ever met him falls inlove with him in a snap. hes very seductive and sexy and is also a good friend and a loving family member.

damn hes a real nessy.

by sashabearisdasexx March 21, 2009

Nessie

A long turd that sticks up out of the water like the Loch ness Monster.

You should have seen the dump I took today. It was so long, it was sticking up out of the water like Nessie.

by bklynsnow April 15, 2010

nessie

The sound of flatulence as it is expelled from the anus.

Nessie has been calling ever since I ate that chilli.

by moe the monkey January 5, 2009

Nessie

nessie nessie nesquick
finessa
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vaness

white van

white girl

hydroflask
finessie

nessie is the goat

by nessienessienesquick May 31, 2019

Nessie’s revenge

Bad case of diarrhea while traveling through Scotland

Good thing Frazier is wearing a kilt. drinking all that buckfast is gonna give him a bad case of Nessie’s revenge , he’d likely ruin his undewaear.

by etlucent December 24, 2017

messy nessy

When your poop is so big it sticks halfway out of the water, like the famous photograph of the Loch Ness Monster

Yo, Harold! Come check out the size of this Messy Nessy before I flush!

by Turd_Burgler December 8, 2017

Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.

Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!

by SuperDoops October 25, 2010