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Goat on Neptune

To achieve an impossible task with the use of industry wide talent and a nearly unlimited budget. The phrase originated in IBM's research and development department during the glory days. The phrase is an anecdotal example once given that if you have enough money and talent you could build a machine that will put a "goat on Neptune". It's use is near extinct now since most of those guys are dead.
Engineer: How are we going to design a computer that fits into single cabinet?

Boss: You have all the resources you need. Just put that goat on Neptune.
by TexMachina April 27, 2007
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Neptune

Eighth planet from the sun, a gas giant much larger than the Earth.
Neptune.
by yfarf! July 20, 2003
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king neptune

The act of ejaculating on a fishbowl while your girlfriend is wearing it on her head.
I figured, what the hell, she's already got that fishbowl on here head; why don't I give her a king neptune?
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Neptune's kiss

When your shit makes such a splash it comes up and hits your crack
Damn, that shit was so big I got Neptune's kiss
by Redrose96 December 1, 2015
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neptunewanter

On the IMDb message boards, this is what you call a manwhore who apparently has a girlfriend, has a job, plays AND coaches a sport, bodybuilds, goes to school full time and makes good grades, yet somehow still has time to get drunk off his ass every other day and spend hours at a time on the message boards having sexual conversations with any female user who will give him the time of day.
Look at that user, he says he has a girlfriend but he never talks about spending time with her. All he does is come on here and mack it to that user named Hope. What a neptunewanter.
by LaineyBaby March 27, 2008
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Neptune

A young female gamer who replaces every curse words with Frick. Neptune also has the attention span of a goldfish.
BBNO$: Hi, hows it going?
Neptune: SHUT THE FRICK UP.
BBNO$: wha....
Neptune: FRICK YOU
by Crampety October 29, 2019
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Neptune's Folly

While pooping, the release of the turd causes water to splash up all over your butt cheeks.

Similar yet inferior to Poseidon's Kiss
We keep running out of toilet paper because Kevin keeps being struck by Neptune's Folly.
by Bruddha January 2, 2016
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