Muppet Necking

Shoving you hand so far up her ass you can use her like a muppet.

she enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much for my liking.

by ledavinci May 29, 2018

rubber necking

The act of looking at something as you drive by. People do it when they come past an accident. Also tourists do it when they are observing the scenery when they are driving. It quite often causes traffic to slow down because the person looking generally slows down a bit to look out their window or windshield.

"That tourist in front of us is just rubber necking and causing this traffic jam."

"If that guy hadn't been rubber necking I wouldn't have been late for work."

by IceWarm January 8, 2006

Nikia

Nikia is an inspirational female name. It is an Italian and Irish name. Nikia is a beautiful girl who has a warm heart and a welcoming soul. She is shy and creative and likes to make people laugh.

Oh wow look at Nikia today, she's flawless!!

by Sarah Mart July 10, 2017

Neilium

The heaviest of all the elements

Chemist have died trying to conduct experiments with neilium

Dude, wanna do some neilium?
No man! what the fuck?!

by Amrknash August 24, 2011

neikowo

The best mutual in the whole world , speaks facts and has more smarts then Albert Einstein, probably doesn't know who i am though

Woah whos that girl boss
Neikowo obviously!!

by MiyoTheGirlBoss July 22, 2021

muppet necking

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

by Cantalopian April 7, 2015

turtle necking

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

by Mr Poop April 10, 2005