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neebs

you're alone or you have no friends.
used in the badland o fife...all other definitions say it's shortened for neebor but it actually means you have NAE NEEBORS.
DINNAE DINGY ME PAL E'LL BE NEEBS!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS!

haha look at ailsa, she's pure neebs.
aye, you fuckin knowes it.
by mr grrrrrrrr August 5, 2010
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neeb

your a neeb
by Joe September 29, 2003
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Neebs

Abbreviation of inebriated.

To be stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)
by Cooky_Monster March 13, 2012
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Mount Neeb

Mount Neeb is a mountain in Bristol - England.

The mountain is legendary to followers of the neeb. Legend states that the mountain harnesses the true power of the neeb, and to achieve this, you must give offerings to the mountain, such as money, or sticks. The followers also claim that worshipping Mount Neeb is a vital part of life. Followers will square dance, skip, pray, and do many other activities on Mount Neeb.

The mountain also offers marriages upon it. Although they may be expensive, they are way better than marriages upon the less significant Mount Noob.

Also, the legendary movie The Wrath Of Mount Neeb was based on this very mountain.
Greg: Hey, anyone up for going to Mount Neeb tomorrow?
The rest of "The Goon Crew": Hell yeah!!
by The_Neeb July 28, 2008
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Neeb

Person who dismisses their own ethnicity because they want to be Native American so bad.
You know the white kids who take Native American History courses because they’re “0.92992298% Native American” they're such neebs.
by Suavecita September 15, 2020
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Neeb

A cool way of paying, just scan and pay. No need to carry your cards or your mobile phone.
Cashier: That'll be $30
You: Sure, wheres the Neeb POS?
Cashier: Here...
You: *scans the needed data and pays*
Cashier: Thank you for shopping with us!
by Payment Geek March 10, 2021
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Neeb

Someone who is typically short and skinny, reads a lot of comics but also reads textbooks for fun. Passes every test, with a constant 94% in everything. Not a nerd, and definitely not stupid. Just a neeb.
He is such a neeb.
by WaffleFries621 February 28, 2025
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