Necromania

A pornographic movie involving at least one living individual having sex with two or more deceased humans/animals.

Man, did you watch Necromania last night on HBO? That shit was crazy! It also made me kind of hungry...

by Wesley and Rahul May 22, 2006

Thread Necromancer

One who resurrects extremely old threads in discussion forums.

Dood. You just replied to a thread that's 2 years old. WTF is wrong with you!? Quit being a Thread Necromancer.

by ThaBigCheesy November 10, 2010

Necromancer

A person who practices necromancy, often called the Dark Art or Death magic. Necromantic abilities, through rituals and spells include divination from the deceased and creating servitors that can take the form of a corpse but, do not include raising the dead.

A necromancer creates a servitor and can control it to do certain actions. The necromancer then breaks his/her concentration for even a moment and the servitor is gone.

by Dark Amaranth April 20, 2006

Necrodancer

1. One who dances with the dead.
2. A dancer who is dead but has been reanimated and decided to dance instead of eat brains....

I know Billy needed a partner for his routine, but I didn't expect him to be a necrodancer.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Necromancerphiliamander

An abhorrent freak of nature who enjoys both resurrecting and making love to the dead. These creatures (although only one has been confirmed to exist) began as simple Shalomanders, spam-fighting reptiles with highly developed skills in STFU-age, although typically they use the Hebrew variant, Shalom. Unfortunately, the Shalomander was never very popular with the ladies, and so began sleeping with the dead to avoid any problematic questions of consent. It is unclear how they developed the power, or desire, to raise the dead, however.

"Ho ho, this is more fun than a busload of dead cheerleaders!" said the necromancerphiliamander as he drove the jeep out of the exploding Nazi camp.

by Vapor Snake September 4, 2008

Naughty Step Necromancer

The Naughty Step is a form of behavioral modification that involves temporarily separating a person (child) from an environment where an unacceptable behavior has occurred, normally at the foot of the stairs.

Necromancy (/ˈnɛkrəmænsi/)is the practice of magic involving communication with the dead – either by summoning their spirits as apparitions, visions or raising them bodily – for the purpose of divination, imparting the means to foretell future events.

Tarquin, seriously boy you are straight boiling my piss today! Naughty step NOW!

“Tarquin seems somehow to summon the strength of the Devil himself, talk in tongues and hold court with unseen daemons”

Shit Jean he’s naughty step necromancer - call the Bishop.

by Stupid Disco February 11, 2021

necromancer

An Internet forum user who enjoys reviving old, dead threads, just to be an ass. Is eventually banned from forums after causing numerous threads to be closed or deleted. Closely related to n00b and lamer.

"I wish that necromancer would stop bumping three-year-old threads with one-word posts."

by Zen Master V April 15, 2006