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Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland; woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces could, therefore, be considered the equivalent of sex.
Malcolm is such a wanker he thought nemophilia was having sex with a cartoon fish.
by Croatalin December 31, 2013
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Nemmett

A person with no spacial awareness, walks into just about everything, also really tired.
man walks into a table: "OMG I just did a Nemmett."

Someone watching: "He just did a Nemmett"
by Pauly Pilot November 14, 2010
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Nemesis Law

When a person thinks a facetious statement is a genuine representation of a rival ideology due to their own limited worldview.

Named for the Greek figure Nemesis, who lured Narcissus to the pool where he drowned himself trying to be with his own reflection. A counter to Poe's Law.
Asshole: “Look! This gay person on Twitter says that straight people should be made into cat food! The gay agenda is real and violent!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Dude, they’re obviously joking. Calm down.”

Asshole: “…Well, how was I supposed to know? Maybe this person is joking, but most gays say things like this and they mean it!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Have you ever met a gay person? Or are you pulling some Nemesis Law bullshit?”
by halfsyproblems December 27, 2016
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Fuck Nemesis

Like a fuck buddy except this person isn't your buddy in any way shape or form. You have nothing but contempt, loathing and disgust for each other as people. Yet you call them or receive a text from them every time you're lonely or they're horny and you get it on. There will be no talking, except to trade insults. You will have no need to discuss "keeping this a secret" as you're both too ashamed to reveal this to anyone.

Ex's, long term partners and co workers can all become Fuck Nemeses.
"Dear Diary,

I felt sad and lonely so I called Clive to come over and we had sex, after he called me a fat bitch. Oh, I need a boyfriend, not a fuck nemesis."

"Can't be bothered to try and pull or be nice to anyone. Time to call my fuck nemesis"
by MagickDio February 18, 2010
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Nemo Me Impune Lacessit

It is the Scottish motto written in ole Latin......roughly translated

YOU WILL NOT HARM ME WITH IMPUNITY
If you knew the Scottish motto you would start to understand why they have an underlying sense of righting wrongs....of social justice ..of rising above against their oppressors.......of long memories that are active til 'reconciled' some way...Nemo Me Impune Lacessit
by Ms. DeeVee Ans March 28, 2009
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Nemolicious

wow she is nemolicious
by natomexplor September 20, 2010
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