Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same

A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus

• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend

• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing

'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis

Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤

Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt

by bills friend January 21, 2023

Nathan Stanish

Teenage Quoran who is best known for their epicly defined biceps and posting face reveals all the time because he is secretly into himself. Many users make jokes about him looking like Tom Holland, the actor of Spiderman in MCU.

Nathan Stanish has almost 4k followers on Quora at this time.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 30, 2019

Nathan Sykes

1/5 of The Wanted. Most amazing voice in the world. Plays piano. Absolutely gorgeous body. His wink will make you want to kill yourself. Sarcastic little whiny bitch 24/7 but we all love him. Baby Nath. Loves Manchester United and tea. From Farmland! Known for having sex in weird places like on a golf course and in a tent. #Nicely. Has kissed Britney Spears. Is a black man in a white 20 year old's body. Is a part of the bromances know as Jaythan, Niva, Mathan and Nom. The amazing TWFanmily named Sunday "SykesSunday". Catch Phrase: Sexy Time. Always tweets "Morniiiiiiin". Calls everyone babe. Socially awkward normally but when he's on stage he acts like the cockiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. Has sexy lips. Has sexy green eyes. Has sexy brown hair you want to just run your fingers through. Oh and he dresses like a freaking sex-god I mean have you seen him in Tommy Hilfiger? Gorgeous. Very talented boy all around. Really nice hands. Laziest kid on earth. Takes really long showers (wonder why). Gets really mad when people take his hat. Kisses fans all the time. Has really nice fluid hips. Quiet and mysterious but I bet he's crazy in bed.

Common phrases used by Nathan Sykes
"Do you know who I am?"
"I'm socially awkward."
"Where's my hat?"
"Can someone make me a cuppa?"
"Sexy Time."
"Nathan's nicely."
"Get out."
"I couldn't be bothered."

by NathansKeith April 28, 2013

Nathan Sykes

1/5 of The best band in the world (The Wanted) possibly the most talented 18 year old boy/man in the universe, has the most incredible voice ever, plays piano, is the most gorgeous boy you will ever come across, and has a wonderful personality.. gift from God

Nathan Sykes is abit amazing isnt he?

YES.

by Holly Madigan October 27, 2011

Nathan Sharp

Nathan Sharp also known as Natewantstobattle on YouTube is an amazing youtuber who post videos like anime songs, playing video games, and vlogs as well as others.

Girl: you know Nathan Sharp right? He is awesome
Girl's Friend: Yeah he is cute too.

by MaddoggBOII June 4, 2018

nathan sykes

The coolest 18 year old that loves to get drunk all the time and is part of the England band The Wanted. He always forgets Christmas, and plays the piano. He loves Corona and is a massive Gloucester rugby fan, because he if from there. He gets pissed when Manchester United looses, especially when they play Manchester City.

Hey, did Nathan Sykes get you a Christmas Gift?

No, he forgot again this year.

by Sykes Sykes January 1, 2012

Nathan Sykes

1/5 of the nicest, most awesome band ever, called The Wanted. His voice is a gift from God, he's so talented just like every other member of The Wanted. Originally from Gloucester (named Farmland by him), he has a younger sister named Jess. He's a Manchester United fan, he plays the piano. Basically sex on legs, perfect brown hair, face, smile, gorgeous green/blue eyes and his laugh *dead* He's kissed Britney Spears #nicely Nath is a terrible cook (loves tea, thought), takes the most time to get ready and is a fan of Boyz II Men. Often wears caps, and does a perfect impression of a fly.
He loves tents, golf courses and combine harvesters. May also be known as Baby Nath, Nath, Syko, Sid, Picklebunny. Is apart of the bromances know as Jaythan, Niva, Mathan and Nom. The amazing TWFanmily named Sunday "SykesSunday" Catch Phrase: Sexy Time

You may know his twin? Sid the Sloth from Ice Age?

"Oh my gawd, Nathan Sykes is asdfghjkl."

"I agree, he is a sex god."

"Nathan James Sykes do the fly?"

"Nath, my tent or yours?"

"Nathan, you're perfect. Now stick the kettle on, will ya?"

by Flyy August 7, 2012