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ipod nano

Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.
Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!
by JakeStar October 4, 2005
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Nanogenix

A youtuber who plays Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle and Dragon Ball Legends. He is known for having ungodly luck that is equal to or greater than the amount of money he drops into the game.

He may or may not be cheating on his wife with Rhymestyle.
Rhyme: Alright Nano, if you're so good why don't you do a multi summon and pull the new LR?
Nanogenix: Uhhhh... about that... I just pulled LR Golden Frieza.
Rhyme: NO!!! I TOLD YOU!!
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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Nanoprick

Science meets sex, something small that has big consequences

hypodermic/organic injection of nanobots
or the device/organ that injects the nanobots/wetware

Nano: Extremely small, One billionth
A brief period of time

Prick (noun): A pointed object, such as an ice pick, needle, or thorn

Prick (verb): To transplant (seedlings, for example) before final planting
Jack's nanoprick was so small and quick, Jill's particle microscope couldn't even locate it.

Dick nanopricked Jane, but she never even saw him enter the room.
by talmud September 13, 2009
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nano communication

The use of nanomachines to secretly communicate among one another. In order to use this high-tech device, one must have pre-implanted nanomachines in their body. Nano-communication sends nerve impulses through your body until it reaches your brain, where you can hear the other person's voice. This technology was invented in 2027 AD, near the start of the third world war and was mainly used by spies investigating the development of Metal Gear Rex.
"Snake, switch over to nano communication. Someone may be listening in."
by darkinformer17 December 20, 2010
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Nanocock

an extremely Tiny Penis, so small that only Bush is seen.
That Kid Matt Parker has a frigging Nanocock
by Bob Saget 1 October 28, 2006
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nanonut syndrome

When ones testicles have shrunk to levels that are difficult to measure. Most often, this condition is caused by being whipped into submission and abused repeatedly by heartless a member of the opposite sex. The infected party usually dishes out all monetary earnings to help support worthless causes. In extreme cases, eunuchs have more balls than someone with nanonut syndrome.
Vito, your nuts have practically disappeared. Nanonut syndrome is recoverable, but you have to grow a sack again. You can start by donkey punching her.
by DarthHuge January 14, 2009
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nannousa

you are a nannousa if:

-you have humanistic beliefs: according to Pica della Mirandola in Oration on the Dignity of Woman, a nannousa is in the middle position and she can choose to ascend to the level of angels (a nannousa never descends to the level of beasts).

-you know your nannounistic grammar:
noun: nannounism
verb(irregular): tnanes
adjective: nannounistic
-you don't neglect your looks but at the same time nourish your brain through reading and studying.

-you work hard on expanding the group by inviting nannounistic-like girls with promising potential.

-you preserve the unity of the group by vaporising every rebellious nannousa that wishes to usurp the head nannousa's place:)

nannounism is a lifestyle,a defamiliarising experience,a moment of self-recognition and a path towards self-fulfillment
Sarra is a nannousa :D
by nannousa April 2, 2010
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