Going to Narnia

When a female's breasts are so large that you could stick your head in between them and have your whole head disappear. When your head disappears, it ends up in Narnia.

"Whoa that girl could take me to Narnia."
"I'm going to get to go to Narnia tonight."
"I'm going to Narnia later today."

by Diz-E (DumplinG) May 29, 2008

Queen of Narnia

a gay guy who's so far in the closet (or wardrobe!) that he's in Narnia.

I can't believe that he hasn't come out to you yet--what a Queen of Narnia!

by margaretcostello July 25, 2006

narnia

A magical land created by C.S. Lewis. Populated by talking animals and mythical creatures, and sometimes visited by humans.

"Where were you?"
"Oh, I just skipped off through the wardrobe for a quick visit to Narnia."

by Katy December 26, 2003

Narnussy

A girl whos pussy is so loose that sexual intercourse with her results in the man being sucked into Narnia.

Prince Caspian: I knew i shouldnt of hooked up with Lucy last night. Her narnussy sucked me into a world of talking lions and walking trees.

by Mr. 407 June 12, 2011

Narnia Holiday

A Narnia Holiday is when your boyfriend sends you away somewhere because he has people visiting him who do not know he is gay. That way he gets to stay in the closet.

My boyfriend had his mother visting him so he sent me on a narnia holiday at my mates place for the week.

by SpI August 30, 2015

Finding Narnia

Getting so intoxicated that you think you have found Narnia

Sam- "Dude, I found Narnia"
Joe- "Where man?"
Sam- "It's in this water bottle!"
Joe- "Alright man time to go to sleep, you're finding Narnia again."

by MaximusFratimus September 27, 2013

don-narni

Ghetto talk for a brilliant vagina, as though it is the don of the punani aka, vaginas. Used as a humourous way to describe some nice lady parts.

John : yo you know that gyal I hit last week ?
Sam : yea what about her?
John : she had the don-narni.

'Hey I heard that girl shorna had the don-narni '

by downfothelols November 19, 2011