The beast known as the Glorb Narg will hunt you relentlessly until it gets you in a bear hug which transports you to the forgotten realm for 25 minutes with just you and a cheese toasty that simply has "Do Not Eat!" written on it in black sharpie.
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs
Once your 25 minutes are up you will transported to the middle of the closest stadium.
You cannot stop the Glorb Narg as it can only be seen once it has entered with 5 feet of you but by then it is too late.
Weaknesses: Salt, Snails, Penguins, kangaroos and pugs
by Sir Archibald Big Wheelius April 1, 2019
Get the glorb nargmug. Another word for a cat.
Hello my big fluffy pouge-narge!!! would you like like whiskas? Or is it gonna be the dry stuff today?
by Steveizcool March 12, 2010
Get the Pouge-nargemug. the attractive lower back area of a lady. (usually seen wen they bend over or kneel down, thus the Flarg Narg Narck is exposed)
by rimbap May 23, 2006
Get the flarg narg narckmug. 
by Bob1966 December 7, 2009
Get the Narg Tugmug.