nards

1. A different, funny way to say "nuts"

It hurts to get kicked in the nards.

by Disco_Bandit February 15, 2006

nards of doom

Big swinging balls that try to knock you into the swill water on MXC.

Oh no Vic, he got hit by the nards of doom.

by t September 7, 2004

nardonic

1.adverb Online behavior of a sardonic nature where a person attempts to act "ballsy" or "puffed up" in a defensive/passive agressive manner, but instead appears humorus and annoying.

\/\/4n483 has been kicked from #chat (reason: STOP acting nardonic, plz/tyvm).

by Sekhmet1369 May 31, 2010

Cheeky nandos

A cheeky nandos is when you are shopping around the town centre with your fresh new nike air max trainers , stretch skinny jeans rolled up just once and your hype vest on. Joe suggests that you need to step up the banter. You and the lads gather up after listening to your favorite deep house tune and having a quick shuffelling sesh, decide to smash out a cheeky nandos before snap chatting that you are off to the gym.

Oi lads let's go for a quick cheeky nandos

by TheLADS May 15, 2015

Cheeky Nandos

A term used on facebook, usually by fuckboys who think they're cool, referring to a group outing or just a simple hang out

Top notch banter

you know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter

by Haru Haru May 14, 2015

Narcosis

Becoming unconscious/asleep because of the effects of a narcotic/opioid drug.

Joe: Damn Jim, took 20mgs of Morphine last night and 5 minutes later I was out for 8 hours.
Jim: You had narcosis Joe. Taper the dose down to 15mg, you should be okay then.

by Rocker007 April 5, 2009

Cheeky Nandos

A term used by fuckboys over social media in order to facilitate their need for attention by adding the epithet 'Cheeky' to the restaurant chain Nandos, usually followed by 'with the lads' - aka a group of tools equal to or greater than the original tool posting the update.
Expect some sort of deeply depressing Metrosexual attire and a variety of group selfies and close up shots of the food that's been ordered. Essentially using this term means the final nail in the coffin of your masculinity has been hammered.

'Off out with the lads for a Cheeky Nandos'

'Anyone that says their Nandos is cheeky deserves a peasant's death'

by Rekt92 March 27, 2015