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Napture

When niggas get captured in the rapture of the 2K20 release. A time period where people get ignored for a video game.
Bria: Hey where are all the guys? It's booty call hour!
Thotiana: Girlllll. Them niggas got naptured!!!
by AgustdDaeguboi September 5, 2019
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nailure

when someone tries to "nail" one from opposite sex (or the same sex.. whatever) and fails. well, that`s a nailure
wasted guy is approaching a girl standing alone at a bar (by the sea, romantically). "hey there gorgeous.. wanna shag tonight/eat something/watch the sunset together?" "Err.. maybe some other time.. in another life, loser!" the girl responds.

NAILURE!!!!
by lotta klapptool May 21, 2009
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Nalluwu

A noob that enjoys playing hearthstone, brawlhalla etc.
My friend has become a Nalluwu
Are you a Nalluwu?
by anonymisu February 6, 2020
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Naples

A large town south of Fort Myers. Here are 7 useful tips about the area, both positive and negative.

1. For the most part, self-worth is based on the person's wealth, or that of their parents.

2. Most of the people are recent transplants from New York, Michigan, Illinois, Mexico, and Cuba.

3. It is the unofficial Ed Hardy capital of Southwest Florida.

4. There are two well-known nightclubs in town and Vision offers open bar on Thursdays for a small extra charge. Like any club though, a large presence of d-bags can be the norm.

5. Home to some very nice beaches. Soft sand and warm water, if you enjoy swimming and relaxing it's a good place to go.

6. Home to the best one of the best skateparks in the SWFL area. Best time to go is early in the day, after about 3 or 4 it really crowds up.

7. Due to a lack of big universities, it is sort of a ghost town, leaving mostly Townies that like to cause drama and fights between eachother, wear lots of tight-fitting Ed Hardy to show everybody just "how jacked and tan I am" (see my new haircut), and other sketchy types. Good people are around but are too few and far between to really make this a "spot" for meeting decent people.

All in all, it's a great for retirees, vacationers and people with some cash to blow. But for those trying to make something of themselves, consider an alternative.
If you drive by the High School and mistake it for a Mercedes-Benz dealership, chances are you're in Naples.
by TrueShiz239 June 29, 2010
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Naples

A place in Florida. The wealthy old people live here. Their rich grandchildren are selfish snobs with better cars than an average forty year old.

It is also a place with no entertainment, so smoking pot at night is the main thing to do.
You live in naples? What year Lexus do you drive?
by leaf nose computer March 2, 2009
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nappuccino

(n) The act of taking a short nap immediately after consuming some caffeine so that you are more invigorated when you awake. This works really well because it takes about 20 minutes for a person to feel the effects of caffeine.
I am so tired, but I need to finish this paper by tomorrow morning. I'll take a little nappuccino to help me make it through the night.
by Chuck Jennings August 14, 2008
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napfucking

This waffle is napfucking delicious.
by tarocake May 17, 2012
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