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numbnuts syndrome 

the action of grabbing somebody’s testicles and twisting them until they are numb and change colours
“i’m gonna give you numbnuts syndrome if you don’t stop.”
numbnuts syndrome by (EMS) November 24, 2021

laughin jokin numbnuts 

Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts is the name given to LJN by James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd. James is a classic game reviewer with a low tolerance for bad games and LJN has consistently released poor titles.
I wanted to buy "Back to the Future" for the Nintendo Entertainment System until I found out it was a Laughin Jokin Numbnuts game.

Mrs. Numbnuts 

A disparaging term used to indicate that a woman is not functioning on all cylinders.
My mother, self-effacing comedian that she was, started to refer to herself as “Mrs. Numbnuts” as her cognition steadily declined.

Captain Numbnuts 

Someone trying to act like the descendant of Captain Obvious
Person A: 2 plus 2 equal chair

Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!
Numnuts or num-nuts is a slang term that is used to depict someone who is a constant source of trouble. Usually an individual who screws up, or constant makes mistakes. Someone who botches a job, event, or situation.
"Good job, numnuts!"
-Or-
"You guys are a bunch of #%^&!$$ numnuts! Hit the ground and give me 50!" (a drill sergeant to his platoon of Army trainees.
numnuts by Guler March 11, 2005

numb nuts 

-when one is being cluelessly dumb
-when a person thinks that they're right about something in which they're really not in reality
2cool4school: yo mang, who wanna battle
Usuck@life: battle yourself...i'll judge
2cool4school: ....wtf?
Usuck@life: it was a joke, numb nuts
numb nuts by nicole April 12, 2004