carrying coals to Newcastle

It means a pointless, useless situation or action.

"Why are you decorating your Christmas tree in March? This way you are carrying coals to Newcastle!"

by Golasso December 14, 2006

Newcastle College

A college in the city Newcastle Upon Tyne; often where wannabes go to get their faces on TV.

This college does not have very good education as they lecturers often treat their pupils like mates... there is no discipline here.

Media, art, fashion and other such soft option A Levels/diplomas are taught here.

"Did you see that wannabe from Newcastle College?"

by Whogivesa April 27, 2008

Newcastle WA

An annoying series of red traffic lights to where ever you need to go to.

The worst drivers on the west coast live here! (worse than CA)

I asked her for her digits but I got Newcastled :(

Why where you late for your shift this morning?
-I'm very sorry but I had to drive through Newcastle WA.
Oh don't worry about it then, I understand!

by Newcastle HATER May 16, 2011

Newcastle

The best place in England where i and the cannyfit willneoriginate.come visit for a pint and a jaw spinning.

(Person1) have you ever been to England?

(Person2) yes I went to Newcastle it was canny necta!
(Person3) SUB TO WILLNE! 5MIL 2020

by Willne is fit February 14, 2020

Nswagi

A native African lazy guy known for postponing everything and always saying that everything is okay .Also calling people hippies.

That Nswagi thinks that he is more than able

by Reformdude April 20, 2020

Newcastle-Man

A 36 year old footballer from Portugal, scored 2 goals on his return to EPL against a strong invisible Newcastle United team.

Person 1 : how was the game on Saturday?

Person 2 : as usual, Newcastle-Man shown his masterclass.

by JakeKaren333 September 15, 2021

newcastle

City north of Sydney in Australia (there's also one in England somewhere...). Great beaches. Good ice-cream. Creepy men. Also called Newie. The people there are Novocastrians. Good med school. Too hot in the summer, sort of humid too.

The men on the side of the road in newcastle try to creep out young girls walking past. Just don't look them in the eye...it encourages them.

by 4branched.lemon.tree June 11, 2006