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Nosey Bastard

A Nosey Bastard is far nosey-er than just your regular Bastard. A Nosey Bastard can typically be found asking what kind of psycotherapologist you will be seeing this weekend, attempting to figure out your relationship status, and trying to comprehend non-binary people. They just need to know everything about everything, and no longer get invited to Thanksgiving dinner.

*They are typically old and may remind you of a certain Boomer.
**Not to be confused with Nastard (Nasty Bastard).
Nosey Bastard> ArE yOu A gIrL oR a GuY???? I cAn'T tElL BeCaUsE oF yOuR sIsSy HaIrCuT!!!!!
Non-binary person> I'm a human. What does it matter anyway?
Nosey Bastard> nO, bUt WhAt Do YoU hAvE iN yOuR pAnTs?????
Non-binary person> Oi, don't be such a bloody Nosey Bastard.
by mhm_yeah_nah February 26, 2020
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Nosey Boomer

nos·ey boom·er
adj.

1. Informal. The large sh*t nuggets that erupt from the nostrils of an enraged deity.
"Butt fungled and violated by the rollin' Jugg, Chuck Norris goes berserk, the shit nuggets that spewed from his nostrils that day marked the first recorded 'Nosey Boomer'."

"Oh shit Norris' shit nuggets are raining like hell!"
by ThaShame September 5, 2008
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nosey owey

(noun) someone who wants to know all your private business
Nosey Owey: the host/hostess on one of the TV interview shows that feature "normal" people (not celebrities)
by nosey owey February 20, 2015
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nosey nelly

A person who looks at every single fucking thing you do
boy 1: (texts his friends about whatever)
boy 2: (looks at your phone simultaneously out of nowhere)
boy 1: get tf out of here you nosey nelly
by Nosey Nelly December 14, 2022
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nosey rosey

Laquisha is a nosey rosey getting into all my business about the anal sex
by KINGMCGREGGORKONNOER August 21, 2016
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Nosey Nigger

a person named theo that needs to mind his own business and stop talking to kids that will kick his ass,also has a very small or nonexistent penis.
#1 get out of my face you nosey nigger
#2 why are you trying to act like you have a big dick you know that you just have a nosey nigger
by kyle kriegan January 20, 2009
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nosey fuck

Someone who has nothing else to do but read Ashleigh's MySpace comments
by AshleighLeBlanc December 24, 2008
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