by dj gs68 October 30, 2003
by nafkjndajk April 14, 2022
Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"
Opal (horrified): EARL!!!
~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane
Opal (horrified): EARL!!!
~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 09, 2022
by plato! October 29, 2024
Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
by but you didn't have to cut me March 02, 2024
by thebigeffer June 03, 2017