Nintendo Switch

I'm sorry to have to say this, but it's a console that is just so mid, soulless and overrated and I'm tired of pretending it's not. The Wii U is superior, change my mind.

The Nintendo Switch might just be the most overrated console ever, why don't we give the Wii U justice?

Nintendo Switch by RootitootREAL November 19, 2025

Nintendo Switch Online 

A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.

John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"

Nintendo Switch Online by VinMannie September 19, 2018

Nintendo Switch OLED 

The Nintendo Switch OLED is basically a new version of the classic Nintendo Switch which a larger, 7.5 inch OLED screen that is better than the LCD screen on the older Switch. The new dock has an ethernet port and the switch has a wider kickstand. The new Switch will be coming out on October 8th which is in a couple of months.

The launch price will cost $349.99

Pros- Better screen and kickstand
Cons- No actual performance upgrades, won't support 4k.
To be determined- IS THE DAMN JOY-CON DRIFT FIXED YET???

Guy 1: "I'm hyped for the new "Nintendo Switch OLED"! It's having that nice OLED screen and shit!"
Guy 2: "It looks nice but there are no other performance upgrades dude. It's probably better to wait for a new Nintendo console with better performance upgrades, dude."

Nintendo Switch OLED by This guy b like: July 7, 2021

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls

To torture a kid with

Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls by rubberdumber February 12, 2021

nintendo switch lite 

The newest member of the Nintendo Switch family, this time fully dedicated handheld unable to "switch" to TV mode. As a dedicated handheld based around handheld play, it is about 30% slimmer/lighter with an extra 30m-1h in battery life. It's also built more resilient, and without a plethora of features so that the Lite may retail for $199.99. These features include detachable joycons, HD Rumble, and the IR Camera. It will release in the colors Yellow, Gray, and Turquoise.

The Nintendo Switch Lite may seem questionable since it cannot actually dock to a TV, but it's great that consumers have more options.

nintendo switch lite by Zyeli July 11, 2019

Nintendo Switch blade 

A Nintendo Switch Joycon with a knife blade hidden in it.

I killed my teacher with my Nintendo Switch blade!

Nintendo Switch blade by PokecordWeebH November 12, 2018

Nintendo switch for women

The true meaning of NSFW

Bro are you watching Nintendo switch for women?!

Nintendo switch for women by Roberto the great July 31, 2023