newcastle screwdriver

A heavy, usually 4 pound lump hammer

"Pass me the Newcastle screwdriver so i can smash a hole in the wall"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

Newcastle Piss

Whilst on the lash , the hired Northern Irishman called Dermot (real name Raymond) decides to sprint away from the group across the road and never to return till breakfast the next day with 6 hours of memory lost with a pissed off girlfriend and a mysterious mistress called Tina who play rugby.

Dermot on every night- " I'm off for a Newcastle piss"

by Newcastle Pissers October 3, 2007

newcastle upon tyne

a fantastic place to live and be in! The United Kingdoms most amazing place to be! Reasons for its excellence span far and wide but this place is especially known for its excellence in people! manny, niki, keenan, anna and kimmy rule the land with their equivilant of the house of commons; the bute!

"Newcastle upon tyne is a great city!"
"Newcastle University is the university of Newcastle upon tyne."

by daniel manuel February 3, 2008

newcastle wedding

An especially bloody fight, usually between two extremely drunk men in an alley.

Those guys went and had a Newcastle wedding.

by revolution2424 May 26, 2016

Newcastle College

A college in the city Newcastle Upon Tyne; often where wannabes go to get their faces on TV.

This college does not have very good education as they lecturers often treat their pupils like mates... there is no discipline here.

Media, art, fashion and other such soft option A Levels/diplomas are taught here.

"Did you see that wannabe from Newcastle College?"

by Whogivesa April 27, 2008

Newcastle WA

An annoying series of red traffic lights to where ever you need to go to.

The worst drivers on the west coast live here! (worse than CA)

I asked her for her digits but I got Newcastled :(

Why where you late for your shift this morning?
-I'm very sorry but I had to drive through Newcastle WA.
Oh don't worry about it then, I understand!

by Newcastle HATER May 16, 2011

Newcastle-Man

A 36 year old footballer from Portugal, scored 2 goals on his return to EPL against a strong invisible Newcastle United team.

Person 1 : how was the game on Saturday?

Person 2 : as usual, Newcastle-Man shown his masterclass.

by JakeKaren333 September 15, 2021