Net

1. A derogatory term for someone who is mentally challenged, or otherwise extremely stupid. It originates from the concept that handicapped people are like nets who just catch what society throws away.

Ex. Stop acting like a dump fucking net.

by Soratrox June 28, 2010

Net

Like "met", but on the internet instead of real life.

"I net him a month ago on a message board, and now we're getting engaged!"

by timefishblue December 29, 2009

NET

No Earlier Than

NASA/KSC acronym

Launch date: NET July 14, 2009 OR July 15, 2009

by DotKritic July 13, 2009

net

A meeting of several amateur radio operators on a given frequency, usually for a set purpose, with one operator, known as the Net Control Operator or NCO, in charge of how things run.

I checked into the swap net last night, but there wasn't much interesting up for sale.

by W8something April 14, 2004

NET

Nigger Entertainment Television

Hey Nig Nog, check out the dunkin' nig commercial on NET

by Chavez November 4, 2004

netting

1. a person who resides in a living space normally reserved for clothing.
2. a person with little interest in the opposite sex unless there are no video games around
3. Someone who calls in sick to work...ALOT

"That guy should come out of the closet, why is he such a Netting?"

"That girls digs you, don't be a Netting man!"

"Man, I totally pulled a Netting and didn't go to work today"

by John Cocktoastin January 27, 2003

#net

A new term used by the "good" "pro" gamers after or in matches. Net is defined Not even Trying. The number sign is just a show off that you arent a noob.

"Wow U guys suck...im #net."
Player1: Why are you doing so bad?
Player2: Im #net...boored zzZzz

You guys are horrible, i let my sister play and she was #net..LOL

by FaTa September 6, 2006