Neowoke

A term used to describe pseudo-quasi wanna be intellectuals that are nothing more than modern day political hipsters that claim to be independent thinkers but are really just contrarians who subscribe to group think and form their political beliefs off memes from FB

Tim: Did you hear about the new laws that are set to take effect next year?

Neowoke Andy: Government bad! Both sides the same! Unconstitutional! Don't be a sheep!

Tim: Do you even know which bills I'm referring to?

Neowoke Andy: Did I stutter? I said government bad!! Open your eyes! *smiles smugly*

by Tito2021 October 9, 2021

neoworlld

cosplayer with a piss kink

Neoworlld (derogatory)

by Nerris June 19, 2021

neowinian

A member or subscriber of the coolest tech community in hell - www.neowin.net

insanekiwi teh l33t.
Chode teh n3rd.
n00bie teh helpness.
Radish teh dOOd.
Daniel teh g0d.

by NeoG00 April 11, 2005

neowinian

someone who ikes to learn about how stupid and ignorant people are

I'm a loser who has no life who enjoys bithcing about stuff who nobody cares about but im stupid and ignorant so i dont care!

l337 h4x012

omfg u noob! u posted something that has already been posted 2 months ago!! I'm reporting you to a mod!!

by FUCK YOU RIPGUT!!!!!!! May 13, 2005

neowinian

A member of a forum which has gone from being an interesting place for debate and news to a site which prefers to ask the question of "when did you first..." or who is owned at that particular moment. Most probably ages 12 - 17 if a new member.

a 13 year old feels lonely and has nothing to do, suddenly they can have a range of teens believeing everything they write, heaven :)

by Matt April 11, 2005

neowinian

A bunch of douche bags who have small cocks who gather to whine and bitch about technology. The users believe they know everything when they really don't. Bunch of wannabes.

IK 47 is a pure douche bag for joining and replying to all of the reviews in about 10 minutes saying: "nice work!" attempting to up his posts. Or make up for the fact that he has a small penis.

by ns555 February 13, 2005

neowskat

damn stupid bitch, really came all the way here to look this shit up! go like my shit

say neowskat

by yomomma69ho August 7, 2021