a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.
there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!
she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!
'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!
'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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NEKEDE • neked • needen • nakeder • Needea • Needer • Neked Reszeltek • nekeeta • nakedequitte • needed-ed-ed-ed
A portmanteau of the words neek (derived from nerd + geek) and 'dem' (derived from mandem). Neekdem originates from deep in the ghetto of St Margarets, Twickenham.
A subclass of society, who tries and fails despite all efforts to be a thug. Often viewed as a female-repellent.
A subclass of society, who tries and fails despite all efforts to be a thug. Often viewed as a female-repellent.
Eddie: 'Raah fam diz shubz is ded wos wif all dese neekdem in ere scarin away all da punani'
Kieron: 'skeen'
Kieron: 'skeen'
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Get the neekdem mug.The redneck term for sexual aroused naked-ness. Whereas being naked is simply being nude; being neked is being nude and ready to fuck.
Billy: Last night, when I got home from the honky tonk, Darlene was laying on the hide-a-bed with a six pack of bud and a can of WD-40--Neked!
Bob: God-damn.
Billy: I plowed her so hard that when I donkey punched her I knocked her ass out!
Bob: Damn, man.
Billy: Yeah, she took it harder than The Rock on Smackdown!
Bob: God-damn.
Billy: I plowed her so hard that when I donkey punched her I knocked her ass out!
Bob: Damn, man.
Billy: Yeah, she took it harder than The Rock on Smackdown!
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He is Isac Negede.
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